I got sick of everyone at my work execu-gym looking at me as I cobbled together the equipment to do solo crossfit workouts. No one cared if I stopped early, didn’t squat to depth or just hung out on an elliptical machine eating muffins.<\/p>\n
I decided to join MBS Crossfit<\/a>, after finding out it was free.<\/p>\n Pyrrhic Victories defined, or How I got Free Crossfit*<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n While talking to Verizon, I screwed up and ended up bundling my tv, internet and phone to save about $15. In the process I took on our family Verizon bill, which is about $200 per month. Sherrie had been picking up the tab.<\/p>\n A few months later, and while driving Sherrie pinged me:<\/p>\n “Do you want to join crossfit?”<\/p>\n “Of course, but with Jiu Jitsu, I can’t afford it”<\/p>\n “I can get it, they have a family discount”<\/p>\n So, I lost $200 a month, but ended up with FREE CROSSFIT. It’s kind of like getting a free breakfast after you get cleaned out at the casino.<\/p>\n So this is the second cult I belong to, the other being the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu cult.<\/p>\n Different exercise, same crazy people.<\/p>\n This should be fun.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Things just lined up. I got sick of everyone at my work execu-gym looking at me as I cobbled together the equipment to do solo crossfit workouts. No one cared if I stopped early, didn’t squat to depth or just … Continue reading