Chubby middle aged guy standing in the locker room aisle with towel falling off.
Usual, horror, check.
Medal Contender Action;
He’s using the vanity mirror in the aisle to help him SHAVE HIS BACK with an electric trimmer. Note there isn’t anything but the floor to catch the results of his efforts.
POSSIBLE GOLD MEDAL LOCK;
I work out, come back, and the SAME guy is waddling completely naked toward the hot tub…..
That’s a solid 60+ minutes of fouling the locker room, plus the cleanup staff’s hangover. Well done fat-man, well-done.